dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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