At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I think your dad took our porno
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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