I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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