OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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