So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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