Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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