my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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