kristin has been a bad kristin
It's Friday. Sex?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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