Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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