creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I think people are normalizing furries
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Randomize
