hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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