ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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