I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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