My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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