party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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