Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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