it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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