I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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