i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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