if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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