After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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