Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Damn victory sex feels great
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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