I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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