This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
