I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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