its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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