being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Randomize
