counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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