Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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