love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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