Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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