Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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