Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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