He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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