but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
