you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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