For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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