At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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