i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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