I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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