i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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