on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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