The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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