i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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