seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Go christen that room with your naked body.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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