Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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