They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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