i used baking grease as lip gloss
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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