so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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