Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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