I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I need moral support for this bender
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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