if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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