margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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